WHITE SILICONE GARDEN T-SHIRT

55,00

White jersey T-shirt embroidered with three floral motifs and a transparent silicone drip, from E.A. 1/1 S.V. The Lilies Series.

PRODUCT DETAILS
• Unisex
• Color: White
• Material: 100% cotton, medium weight
• Artwork embroidered on the chest
• Transparent silicone drip over embroidery
• Erotic motif – scroll down for description
• Regular fit, straight cut, crew neck, short-sleeved
• Machine wash
• Made in Croatia
• Product ID: TS-S1GAR-21

Erotic motif description:
Rainos is a genus of plants commonly known as Rain Lily and is native to northeast Asia where it is widely cultivated as a shade-tolerant foliage plant. Flowers resemble a penis-like object that produces massive amounts of reproductive cells during ejaculation in a white fluid known as Lilirano. This process happens once they swell and open. Soon after the Lilirano is being shot out of the flowers, the new yellow liquor starts spraying out of the same mature flower buds. It is almost impossible to get near this plant in its flowering season without being completely covered in its excrements. 28,000-year-old drawings of these flowers have been found inside caves all over Asia and are among the oldest flower representations known to mankind. Cats are extremely sensitive to the toxicity of the plant and ingestion is often fatal but that did not stop this wet plant to gain the Royal Horticultural Society’s Award of a Golden Shower London in 2020.

Narcissus Lily is a European genus of flowering plants that grow in polluted city areas in oil-soaked soil. It is a graceful back alley plant with grass-like leaves and a pure white trumpet-shaped long flower. When you detach the flower from its pedicel it reveals its hidden phallic organ. Many flowers have evolved to be attractive to animals or humans, to cause them to be vectors for the transfer of pollen but this flower only seduces itself and eventually self-pollinates by emitting air-born particles. All that this flower wants is to stimulate its genitals for sexual pleasure, to the point of orgasm and self-fertilization.

Soft Lily, sometimes written lily-of-the-donna-sensuale is a woodland flowering plant with sweetly scented, pendent, bell-shaped white flowers borne in sprays in spring all over Europe. It is poisonous if consumed by humans as it produces milk-like liquid saturated with arsenic acid (H3AsO4) that crystalizes once it gets out of a flower bud. Crystals are irritating to the skin, eyes, and respiratory tract. Systemic effects can occur from all routes of exposure and may include severe gastrointestinal injury, life-threatening shock, and nerve damage. Other names include Marriage bells and the Eternal love plant. According to a legend it was discovered by Apollo‘s mythologically unknown twin sister Apolina that drank Soft Lily milk so she could be more sensual than his sister Artemis who she despised.

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