THE ATTACK ON BALKAN LILY T-SHIRT
Black jersey T-shirt embroidered with four floral motifs, from E.A. 1/1 S.V. The Lilies Series.
• Color: Black
• Material: 100% cotton, medium weight
• Artwork embroidered on the chest
• Erotic motif – scroll down for description
• Regular fit, straight cut, crew neck, short-sleeved
• Machine wash
• Made in Croatia
• Product ID: TS-ATTACK-21
Erotic motif description:
Balkan Lily. This is a very special flower, a plant in the true lily family that sometimes blooms in white and sometimes in black. The reason for the color change is unknown to mankind. It is native to the Balkans and naturalized only in France. It has been cultivated since antiquity, for at least 3,000 years, and has great symbolic value since then for many cultures especially Croats. It is susceptible to several virus diseases common to lilies. One technique to avoid problems with viruses is to never touch the big, thick central stigma part, neither the stamens of the flower. The primary purpose of this flower is unknown and scientists are almost sure it is not a reproduction as there are no known pollinators.
Hexa Necro Slug. These species are serious nymphomaniac pests as they constantly engage in sexual assault against other species. They are active just after rain because of the moist ground that lubricates their vulva body. When attacked, they contract their body, making themselves harder and more compact and more still and round. Sex slugs on occasion kill, rape, and then eat dead specimens of their kind and then hibernate underground during the winter to devour their bodies. Professional literature describes them under the term Les Liliacées nécrophiles.